Excuse me while a complain about something today. 
Perfume.  Particularly White Diamond or something equally grandma-ish.  Particularly a White Diamond bath.  Particularly a White Diamond bath in a small confined space.
Yuck!
Yesterday, I attend a small musical production in our historic downtown theater.  Historic=small.  In this small theater, I had great (FREE) seats, but my experience was [...]

Warning: The following post is very whiny.  Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

Nothing says Monday like freezing temperatures.
So far 2009 sucks.  Maybe that is a little strong seeing as how we are only five days into the new year, but so far I am not impressed.  It all started last Monday when B and [...]

I realize that winter isn’t even here yet, so technically I guess these are things I hate about fall, but I love fall.  I would never libel fall, so I am blaming winter.
1.  Double the laundry!  When the weather gets colder I start wearing socks again, doubling the amount of socks in the laundry and [...]

Are you kidding me?
Let me paraphrase for those to lazy to click.  White women are deciding to vote for John McCain because he picked a woman as his running mate.  According to the article on Reuters,
Before the Democratic National Convention in late August, Obama held an 8 percentage point lead among white women voters, 50 [...]

How cool am I?  I feel like I have arrived in the blog world.  Mother Nature reads my blog!  How awesome is that?  Except awesome equals horrible because now Mother Nature is trying to ruin my mini vacation.  Not to mention the fabulous wedding of the wonderful Jenna.
Bitch.  Mother Nature, not Jenna.
I might get to [...]

I finally saw The Dark Knight this weekend.  Sadly we did not get to see it in the balcony with the big comfy recliners.  The balcony was sold out the entire weekend!  Amazing.
There isn’t much I can say about the movie that hasn’t been said fifty times over on the Internet.  I loved it.  I [...]

Grr.  B, you jinxed us.  Since we moved in to our new house, B has been making remarks about our air conditioner.
“It’s too small.”
“It’s too old.”
“It can’t possibly handle the job of cooling the whole house.”
Well B, congrats.  You hurt our air conditioner’s feelings.  And now it’s dead.
It’s dead and I am hot!  And whiny.  [...]

Mainly Victoria’s Secret is stalking me, but via email.
I am one of those people who obsessively checks her email throughout the day.  Just be glad I don’t have a Blackberry or iPhone.  Life outside of email would cease to exist.
(Can we all agree it’s email and not e-mail or E-mail or Email?  Has the dictionary [...]

Don’t mind my small rant today.  These are just some recent things that I have come across that I just don’t get.  Feel free to add your own or defend your love if it made the list. 
 
The Jonas Brothers.  Seriously?  I don’t get them.  I don’t get the “hot” appeal, I don’t get their music and I especially don’t [...]

I just had to go mouth off to the Internets about how lucky I am and how I rule all things blog contests.  What’s that saying?  Oh yeah,
KARMA IS A BITCH!
Karma is putting my cocky self back in my humble place.  In the form of, “Oh my God, I can’t move my right arm.  Ouch, [...]