B: Honey, do you want to read my comic book?
M: Bwahahahahahahahahah! *snort* Hahahahahaha! *snort* HA!
B: What?
M: I am sorry honey, I could have sworn you asked me if I wanted to read your comic book.
B: I did. I think you would like it.
M: Hi, I am Megan, your wife. Have we met?

Can I tell you how good it feels to be in bed early on a Sunday night?  Not only am I in bed early, I am in a bed with clean sheets.  All the laundry is done, the dishwasher is running, the house is clean, I have new towels set out for the morning and [...]

I have this friend.  Yes, I have a friend, shut up.  She will probably deny knowing me, but I swear she is a friend.  Even if I have to stalk her when she comes in town and buy her lunch just so she will hang out with me.  Whatever.
So my friend, she is borderline crazy, [...]

Blech.  I hate Mondays.  I mean, I really hate Mondays.  Rarely is there anything to look forward to on a Monday.  The weekend is over and it’s nothing but the long week ahead.  Excuse me while I pout.
Things have been crazy at work recently.  When work gets crazy I tend to ignore my life outside [...]

Oh B. How do you always manage to wrangle me into your geeky world?
For days now, B had been pestering me to watch some online musical blog.
“But it is a musical, you love musicals,” he would argue.
Finally I caved. My argument that I have a life outside of the Internet was not sticking.
I [...]

Mainly Victoria’s Secret is stalking me, but via email.
I am one of those people who obsessively checks her email throughout the day.  Just be glad I don’t have a Blackberry or iPhone.  Life outside of email would cease to exist.
(Can we all agree it’s email and not e-mail or E-mail or Email?  Has the dictionary [...]

Don’t mind my small rant today.  These are just some recent things that I have come across that I just don’t get.  Feel free to add your own or defend your love if it made the list. 
 
The Jonas Brothers.  Seriously?  I don’t get them.  I don’t get the “hot” appeal, I don’t get their music and I especially don’t [...]

For someone who has never won anything in her entire life, this sure is my lucky month! I just won Sohobutterfly’s De-Lurk Yourself contest!
I rule!
Ok, so maybe this time the contest didn’t require any skill, but luck is just as important. Let me tell you, nonbloggers are really missing out on the free giveaways. [...]

How come after a long, relaxing vacation, I need another vacation?
We had a great time on the farm!  I will post some pictures later.  I didn’t take tons, because, Hello.  Vacation!
Now, back to bed to nurse my massive headache.

If you haven’t cleaned your makeup brushes in awhile, I highly recommend doing this!  I cleaned all of mine last night and even washed my makeup bag.  It is like I went out and bought brand new makeup!  Embarrassing confession, I couldn’t tell you the last time I washed my brushes, if I have ever [...]