Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Happy birthday to me. Oh, um, it’s my birthday. Happy big 2-6 to me. I am officially in my late twenties now. My sister-in-law told me 26 was the hardest year for her. I am not having any problems with this new age. [...]
Bet you didn’t know that about me. I am pretty sure this is the first time I have been on television, but my mom would have to confirm that. (And no, I was not the toothless wonder on the news describing the sound a tornado makes. Just had to put that out there, this is Oklahoma.) Sunday, [...]
I had a true duh moment the other day. Recently, I bought a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist. When I went to pull the bottle out, I noticed a funny sticker on it. This funny sticker, Oh, you can’t read that? Let’s try zooming in some, Well that is pretty blurry. The sticker says, Shake Well. [...]
Was anybody else a huge geeky fan of the Babysitter’s Club books as I was? I loved these books! My childhood dream was to have my own babysitter’s club. Unfortunately, my parents wouldn’t get me my own phone line to open up shop. (Oh don’t worry, I finally got that phone line. For Christmas. Of my [...]
I am stressing today. When I get stressed out my brain shuts down. Sorry I have nothing interesting to talk about. Work has kind of put my in a grumpy mood, even though I know I am just being too sensitive about things. I did nothing wrong, but I still feel like I was getting [...]
Ever load the dishwasher and think you started it only to realize three days later while unloading it that you didn’t start it? Or maybe you did start it but you just forgot to add the soap. And since it has been three days, you now have that many days worth of dishes piled up [...]
I admit it. I have wet the bed before. When I was little it was quite a problem. My parents even bought this thing that went under the sheets and it would scream when it got wet. Thankfully, it never really worked properly, or that is a part of my childhood I have chosen to [...]
