I have this friend. Yes, I have a friend, shut up. She will probably deny knowing me, but I swear she is a friend. Even if I have to stalk her when she comes in town and buy her lunch just so she will hang out with me. Whatever.
So my friend, she is borderline crazy, [...]
Happy Tuesday after a long weekend! I had a fantastic and lazy weekend. Exactly what I wanted to do. I probably should have been more productive with my time, but laying around was just too awesome.
Now that I have gotten the pleasantries out of the way, my car hates me. I don’t know if there [...]
Crap. Don’t you hate it when you are that asshole. You know, THAT asshole that angers you to no end, the one you write about on your blog or call your significant other to complain about what an idiot that person was.
Hi, that was me today. Sorry for adding to the world of incompetent fools. [...]
Let’s talk more about party food. Seeing as how I ate an entire bowl of guacamole for dinner last night, just because I had the avocados available, party food is still on my mind. Specifically dip.
At the Girls Gone Wild party last weekend, I was crowned the Dip Queen. I can make a mad 7 [...]
I just had to go mouth off to the Internets about how lucky I am and how I rule all things blog contests. What’s that saying? Oh yeah,
KARMA IS A BITCH!
Karma is putting my cocky self back in my humble place. In the form of, “Oh my God, I can’t move my right arm. Ouch, [...]
Help! I am in the middle of serious warfare right now. My pants are revolting against me. No, seriously. They have all turned against me. And shut your mouth, it’s not a busting seams problem.
I wear dress slacks to work everyday. Since the move I have 4 four pairs of rotating slacks that don’t need [...]
Do you see a theme starting here? I do. Apparently Subway and I have some issues.
I decided to run out for lunch today and grab a quick sandwich. I wanted to get back to my desk so I could do a little lunch hour reading. Mr. Subway Sandwich maker had other plans for me. The [...]
In other words, I have nothing to blog about. I could blog about my super exciting weekend where I get to meet a fellow blogger, but I am not ready to talk about that yet. I could blog about how yet again I was right this morning and B was wrong, but that is just [...]
Since my wonderful husband outed me yesterday, I guess it is time to confess. I am the Subway Bandit. If you don’t hear from me for awhile, the cops have found me and I am not rotting in jail. I hope you are happy B!
Here is the deal. One day while on my lunch break, [...]
One of my new favorite bloggers, Ashley, posted a challenge for people to show the funniest/weirdest things people have searched for to find your blog.
Before I go into the crazies, I highly recommend Ashley’s blog. First, she is an amazing photographer, second, she is very entertaining and she has an adorable bulldog puppy. What is not [...]
