Yesterday I stalked my first celebrity and I thought I would share a few tips with you… since I am now a pro and all.

You see, in Oklahoma, celebrities don’t exactly run rampid.  Your choices are basically Toby Keith, or some random football legend.  So guess who I saw… TOBY KEITH.  Expect Toby doesn’t really deserve all caps because he actually annoys the crap out of me.  I am not really a fan, but I do appreciate him throwing his wealth back into Oklahoma.  Thank you, Toby, now quit wearing your stupid cowboy hat over a bandanna.

Before I share my tips, let me first tell you how I happened upon Toby.  My friend called me.  Yep, I was minding my own business, enjoying my evening and I dropped everything to go stalk Toby.  Aren’t you glad you know someone as awesome as me?  Actually, I was on my way home from the grocery store and Toby’s location just happened to be on my way home, so I made a slight detour and drove by.  Actually, B drove by.  I giggled obnoxiously in the passenger seat.  So awesome.

There are a few important things to know when stalking a celebrity.  First, don’t giggle obnoxiously the entire time.  Second, remember your camera!  I am not sure US Weekly cares about Toby Keith, but at least it would have made this blog post more interesting.

Toby picture not stalked by me.

Another thing to keep in mind when stalking celebrities, don’t freak out when you think Toby has spotted you.  I am pretty sure it made me look more obvious.  And my last tip, don’t repeatedly circle the parking lot trying to get a better look. 

Are you embarrassed by me yet?  Don’t worry, I kind of am myself.  I have never seen a celebrity in their “natural” habitat.  I might have over reacted, a little.  Remind me not to move to Hollywood in this lifetime.

Well that was a short lived emotional roller coaster.  Did anyone see the People magazine article announcing my own personal dream come true?  Apparently, most of you did and I am just a day late and a dollar short.

The article said the New Kids on the Block were planning a comeback!  Hells ya!  Now I could finally make amends with my only regret in life.

Just as I was planning my new life as a groupie, I found out this rumor has already been squashed.  There is still a lot of rumor and speculation flying around about a reunion tour and their dormant website is now back and running, www.nkotb.com.  That has got to say something, right?

I will continue to cross my fingers, but maybe holding my breathe is too much.

TV Squad is reporting that Dexter will begin airing on CBS.  If you have not checked out this Showtime hit I highly recommend it.  Sure CBS will have to do some creative editing, but compared to some of the crime dramas out there, hopefully the editing is nothing more than time, language and nudity.

B and I just finished watching the second season this weekend.  And can I just say WOW!  This really is a great show.  It has humor, drama, some horror… it’s just an awesome show.  Who would have ever thought you would root for a serial killer?  They address that in the second season too.

Hey, if anything it’s worth checking out over all the reality sludge coming out. 

Today I was going to rant about the trashiness that is the Spears family, but my friend at Mrs. Nodders blog beat me to it.  I will just let you read her version instead, it’s much better than what I would have said.

Enjoy!

Damn you celebrity gossip blogs for keeping me so entertained all day.  I wish I could quit you. <— Has that train ended?  Probably so, but it fits here.