First off, let me say I know this post would be 100 times better if it had pictures.  Sue me.  I am tired and cranky and it took every ounce of energy I had to complete my to do list this week.  I didn’t put taking pictures on my to do list, therefore it didn’t get done.  I wasn’t kidding about the importance of a list in my world.

Also, is it breathe or breath.  I feel like it use to be either and then one day everyone decided the extra “e” was cool so they adopted breathe.  Or maybe that was a dream.  I think breath should be used as, “I held my breath.”  And breathe should be, “Don’t breathe your skank garlic breath on me.”  (Hmm, wonder who I am talking to… B!)  (Also, see how cool I am and used both terms in one sentence.  Yeah, I planned that.)

What was my point?

Oh yeah, everyone hold your breath/breathe.  (Seriously, can some tell me what is right.  Now I am all confused!)  The house is clean!  And decorated!  And we finished all of our move in projects, at least until we fall into a pit of money to be able to afford more!  I am afraid if I breathe the loudly the entire house will crumble.  I know that is irrational, but you don’t understand how many road bumps we hit along the way.

I knew setting a deadline was a good idea.  Even if it almost killed me and made B want to run far, far away from his slave driver wife.  (Hi honey!  I appreciate all your hard work and the seven trips to Lowes you made this week!)

Months and months ago I decided it would be fun to host a bridal shower for my adorable friend Mandi.  I figured two and a half months was plenty of time to get settled in the new house.  Boy was I stupid.  We were screwed before we even started when B threw his back out. 

But, I am proud to say it is good enough!  Sure, the garage is still full of boxes and so are the closets.  Just don’t look in there and we will be fine. 

My parents come in town today so if they don’t trash the place I will try to take pictures and post them.  I know I have promised that before, but I mean it this time.

*Dude, I totally just looked this up and it is breath.  My rant sounds pretty ridiculous now.  Whoops!