I live in a college town and I think it is aging me. Being an actual home owner in a college town is very different. This experience is a first time deal for me. I have basically lived in this town for eight years, give or take the few years I was in The City. [...]
My big baby turned three sometime in the past few months. Since we don’t actually know his birthday, the poor guy was dumped on a dirt road when he was just a baby, we celebrate his Gotcha Day. Except, his horrible mom completely forgot, so his celebration was a few days late. Pretend this all took [...]
How many times have I promised pictures of the new house? Probably once or twice, or 100 times.
Today I am here to deliver. I My mother finally took pictures of the new house! I My mother was so smart and remembered to go to each room with a camera. I My mother is so proud!
There was this [...]
Crap. Don’t you hate it when you are that asshole. You know, THAT asshole that angers you to no end, the one you write about on your blog or call your significant other to complain about what an idiot that person was.
Hi, that was me today. Sorry for adding to the world of incompetent fools. [...]
Help! I am drowning in tomatoes in my own home. My own home where I don’t even grow tomatoes. My own home where I rarely even buy tomatoes at the grocery stores.
Anyone out there who wants fresh fruit and vegetables, become friends with my parents. Apparently their number one goal in retirement is to outgrow [...]
… and it is all my fault!
When B and I first started dating, his foolish Yankee-self had no idea the importance of your soft drink choice. To him, soda was soda and he didn’t really have a favorite.
Then I came along and showed him the light.
Why hello Nectar of the Gods. How have you been [...]
First off, let me say I know this post would be 100 times better if it had pictures. Sue me. I am tired and cranky and it took every ounce of energy I had to complete my to do list this week. I didn’t put taking pictures on my to do list, therefore it didn’t [...]
With all the Olympic games going on right now, B and I have been in a competitive mood. One of our favorite competitions was elevated to an extreme level last night when Zoey, our Boston Terrier, thickened the air pot.
B and I have your typical married couple nightly routine. After a long day, [...]
We have rain! All last week I kept waiting for the rain to come. The weatherman promised some Thursday, Friday and all day Saturday. I was so excited I wouldn’t have to drag out the waterhose to save my quickly browning grass.
Thursday came and went with only a few sporadic drops. The same thing happened [...]
That was my first reaction when I checked my email to find two mysterious messages from my mom. Technically one message was from Google on behalf of my mom. The subject said, YOUR MOM wants to chat with you on GoogleTalk.
Ok, ok. It didn’t actually say YOUR MOM, but that is what it was screaming [...]
