Monday, Monday, Monday.  It is so hard to come back to work and get in the swing of working when you had a fantabulous weekend!  What is better than hanging out with friends, hanging out with more friends, spending the day by the pool and napping all day Sunday?

Did I tell you Jenna is getting married?  Jenna is one of my dear college/sorority friends.  Meet Jenna…

Jenna is the one flirting with the camera.  Jenna loves the camera.

Anyway, Jenna is getting married.  So this weekend we had a bridal shower pool party in Jenna’s honor.  Marcie, Jenna’s bestie, threw the shin-dig together.  Have you met Marcie?

Marcie doesn’t love the camera as much as Jenna, but she is a good sport.

So Marcie threw the party for Jenna.  The girls reunited for swimming, sun, thousands of posed pictures with cheeky sorority smiles and food.

Can we talk about the food?

I love party food.  Hello tortilla rollups.  Do you want to come home with me?  No, then how about hanging out on my ass for the next 10 years?  I knew you would oblige.

Speaking of food and my ego, I was officially crowned the dip queen at this party.  Every party needs a dip right?  Ahem.

After some food and then some swimming and then some more food things got a little crazy.  The girls got a little wild.

That is the closest you will ever get to a picture of me in a swimsuit on the Internet.  Big kahonas, I do not have.  Well a big something, sure.  Ha!

And as the cocktails kept flowing the camera kept clicking.

I was the sober one at the party.  I was also the one behind the camera.  *Insert evil laugh here*

And finally, toward the end of the day, it came to this.

I am not really sure what is going on here.  I think Jenna was concerned Larissa’s heart had stopped beating.  Or maybe Jenna was just admiring Larissa’s breasts… with her ear.  I can’t explain it folks, I can just post it on the Internet.

If I possessed some mad camera skills I would have much more “wild” to offer you.  Unfortunately, when people are moving fast I just get blurry photos so the best moments were gone before I could focus.

I will leave you with the cutest chicky at the party.

Excuse me, ovaries, shut up!  I tried to take the kid home and she was having none of it.

I hope everyone had a great weekend!