My name is Megan and I am an addict.

(Hi Megan!)

 It is time to make some confessions around here.  I know this make shock some of you, others are probably aware and relieved I am coming to terms with my addiction.

Last week I told you about my shampoo habit.  There is more.  Much more. 

I am a chapstick addict.

Wow.  That feels better just saying out loud.

I think it started around college.  Maybe it was the lousy dorm air vents.  Maybe it was the Oklahoma air.  Maybe it was because I was on my own for the first time.  However it started, it hasn’t stopped.

I hide chapstick around the house.  I can recount at least 11 tubes hidden around my house.  That doesn’t include the four in my purse and two in my desk drawer.  I need this stuff!  I can’t sleep at night without one last application.  I can’t go long after a meal without digging through my purse to find the right after dinner flavor. 

I am not particular about the brand either.  Sure, I might favor Burt’s Bees or Cherry Chapstick, but I will try anything once.  At the Walmart after Christmas sale, I came home with three holiday themed tubes.  Every time I see a commercial for a new brand/flavor, I have to go buy it.

Do you think I need help?  Can’t this just be my personality flaw?  It’s not like my work is effected.  I am a function addict.  That counts for something right?

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4 Responses to “My name is Megan and I am an addict.”

  1. B Says:

    We good… this will make the intervention easier if you already think you have a problem. haha

  2. Kari Says:

    I’m a Blistex girl, but I’m also pretty dependent on it. I heard once that there is actually an ingredient in that Carmex stuff that keeps people dependent on it. Sneaky, sneaky.

  3. Clink Says:

    YEAH!! I am not the only one! Spouse gives me such a hard time about the chapstick! It is everywhere! I even keep one in his car.

  4. lmc Says:

    Have you tried the ‘chicken poop’ lip junk. It is my absolute favorite! you think twice before you lick your lips with that.

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