Wah?!?

One of my new favorite bloggers, Ashley, posted a challenge for people to show the funniest/weirdest things people have searched for to find your blog. 

Before I go into the crazies, I highly recommend Ashley’s blog.  First, she is an amazing photographer, second, she is very entertaining and she has an adorable bulldog puppy.  What is not to love?  Check her out.

Now, on to the good stuff.  When I first started blogging (five months ago–Can you believe it?), I was obsessed with checking my stats.  Who was clicking, how did they find me, what were my biggest hits… well that got boring fast because no one was clicking, no one found me in interesting ways and I have no big hits.  Fail.  But time has passed and Ashley reminded me how entertaining stats can be.  Here are some of my most entertaining searches:

  • Reduce my nose naturally.  Sorry Charlie, I am not sure that is possible and you certainly aren’t going to find that here.
  • I am naturally right.  No, no you are not.  I am naturally right.  There can only be one.
  • Spaking wife youtube.  What?  What is spaking, and if you meant spanking boy are you in the wrong place.
  • Weight watcher points for Snuffer’s.  Honey, you don’t even want to know.  You won’t find the answer here, but that is because it is probably so outrageous you could never return to that delicious place of cheese fry heaven.
  • I wet my bed.  This is by far my most popular hit.  All I can say is it happens.  I did it and told my shameful secret to all the Internets.  I hope it brings all the other bed wetters comfort and maybe a little humor.  But if you need more than that, try this.
  • And the creepiest one yet, someone searched my first name, last name and school alumni.  Sure, I am not hard to find, but this person was really looking.  I hope it was an ex-boyfriend just dying to know where I was.  Look at me now sucker!  Jealous?

    • So what are your most entertaining searches?  Any crazy stalkers reading your blog?  I think it is funny when readers come out of the woodworks.  I have friends who tell me, “Oh yeah, I saw that on your blog.”  What?!?  You did?  You mean you like me, you really like me!  Except I don’t say that out loud, but the thoughts totally run through my mind.

    If anyone wants to take the bold step and delurk themselves today, post a comment.  Let me know who I need to stop talking about.  Ha!  Kidding.  Expect that worked on my mom.  She finally figured out I was calling her out for not being my biggest fan.  Now she is reading almost daily.  Shoot.  (But secretly, HI MOM!)

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    7 Responses to “Wah?!?”

    1. B Says: April 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

      I tried searching “The Subway Bandit” but it didn’t lead me here… the internets are broken.

    2. BOSSY Says: April 29th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

      Bossy’s blog used to be the number one hit for “Inappropriate Workplace Touching.” Um, yeah.

    3. Kari Says: April 29th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

      I don’t know if I can check my stats and stuff with blogspot. Bummer. Does anyone know how?

    4. c-bu Says: April 29th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

      HI, Doll! Yes, I’m still your biggest fan!

    5. Ashley Says: May 1st, 2008 at 12:23 am

      haha. I’m soo happy you posted this! That is funny about the “I wet my bed” one.. and I love that someone left a comment saying they searched for the subway bandit! I just read that post. Hilarious! Sounds like something I would do. oooopppss! :) Oh well!

    6. Jennifer Says: May 1st, 2008 at 8:48 am

      I have some really weird hits, especially since I did the posts about peeing myself! It’s amazing what people google!

    7. Shannon Says: May 1st, 2008 at 1:29 pm

      how do you check your stats and see what people are typing to find you?

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