Calories don’t count on your birthday.

It is a scientific fact that calories don’t count on your birthday.  I should know, I just proved it.  Despite the massive amount of calories consumed this weekend, I managed not to gain any weight!  I even went down half a pound.  Seriously, this is quite a feat, I feel like I ate my way through the weekend.

It all started here,

Oh my, what a pretty empty pot.  This looks interesting.  I wonder what will go in the pot?

Oh sweet baby Jesus.  They put cheese in the pot!  Heavenly melted cheese.  Mmm, and bread to dip with!  Carb out here I come.  What could be better than melted cheese?

Oh right.  Wine and cheese.  Why yes, I would like some cheese with my wine.  (Lame, I know.  You should expect nothing less.)

Well this is turning out to be a great birthday.  How wonderful!  Best evening out in a long time.  What?  We aren’t done?  But I am so full…

And my pants just popped and the button hit our waitress in the eye.  Not really, or maybe.  Sweet melted chocolate peanut butter goodness.  I think I will make you a diet staple.  I don’t care how fattening you are.  I ate you with strawberries.  That is kind of like a diet, right?

My new best friend,

If you have one of these near you, I highly recommend it.  B and I both thought it was the best dining experience we have both had.  Sure, it’s pricey, but I am worth it.  I mean, it is worth it!  This kind of makes me want to invest in a fondue pot.  You know, since it is part of my regular diet now.

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7 Responses to “Calories don’t count on your birthday.”

  1. Kari Says:

    Heck yeah! Brian and I go there twice a year with friends (for my birthday and then for our friend Holly’s birthday which is 6 months apart from mine so it works out nicely). Although I think this year we’re gonna go to Beni Hana because we have been making fondue at home fairly often. It’s a GREAT thing to have in your diet!!

    I also completely pigged out this weekend and drank a lot (ok, too much) wine. Birthdays are awesome!

  2. B Says:

    man that was the best dining experience ever! we had a really great time.

  3. Traci Says:

    Hey! You said WE were going there together.

    Great photos, by the way. The color is really nice.

  4. Dani Says:

    How weird….for some reason I can no longer see any of your pictures. Must be some dumb JDMC thing….

  5. Crystal Says:

    Oooh mmmm! Now you have totally given me fondue cravings…and wine cravings! Yum. We don’t have one of those restaurants here in Reno but I wish they’d get around to it already. Happy late birthday, by the way!

  6. Clink Says:

    Oh Fondue! I am like a deer in headlights!

  7. Naturally Right Says:

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