I admit it. I have wet the bed before. When I was little it was quite a problem. My parents even bought this thing that went under the sheets and it would scream when it got wet. Thankfully, it never really worked properly, or that is a part of my childhood I have chosen to forget.
But the bed wetting I am referring to happened a little closer to adulthood. Ok, a lot closer. Like a few months ago. Don’t laugh at me. Well, you can totally laugh at me, I am allowing it. I have tons of ways to embarrass myself. Bed wetting is probably towards the bottom of that list.
So a few months ago, I had a dream. I was dreaming I had to pee really bad and I couldn’t find a bathroom. I guess in my dream I finally found that bathroom or gave up looking. The details are kind of fuzzy now. Next thing I remember I was waking up in a moist bed. My first thought was the dog threw up and I rolled over in it, because that has never happened. But, it wasn’t the dog. It was me! I totally wet the bed! As a 25 year old adult. How embarrassing.
Tell me this has happened to you before. Maybe after a night of drinking? Something like that? I can’t be the only one this has happened to.
I cannot believe you posted that. My in-laws were talking about that the other day saying they have had their matress almost a year and it hasn’t been peed on yet. I cannot remember the last time I wet the bed. Maybe because I was an infant. Good grief, people, get some adult diapers!
Hey lady, I can definitely give you sympathy here. Although I haven’t wet the bed in my sleep that I can remember (although have done plenty of other embarrassing things due to dreams, or more often to drunkenness, for example, passing out on the dog’s bed), pregnancy was basically just nine long months of incontinence for me. It got to the point that if I sneezed or coughed in public I would have to stop and cross my legs! And even then, more likely than not, a fair amount of (sometimes visible) leakage would seep out. Don’t even get me started on what happened when I laughed. Sad to say, the situation has not improved overmuch. Hopefully you don’t experience the same thing when you get pregnant with those twins! ; ) But, I do know plenty of people who have experienced this type of thing or worse…my friend Suzy once wet her parents in front of all her future in-laws!
I love your new layout by the way!
I don’t remember you ever having any bed-wetting episodes when you spent the night or when I spent the night at your house. I do remember one of my birthday sleepovers where you got sick and barfed everwhere.
You’re welcome.
AND I share the same bed with her!!!!
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